Hello, friends! Today was the second meeting with Argon. It was simple enough in theory. I was supposed to do an IQ test for the dude and start on the MMPI thingy. I fucking hated it. Oh my various heathen gods, how I loathed the IQ test.
First, there were these blocks that I had to do a pattern for. I am so slow with fine motor skills and I couldn’t figure out the last thing. Then, there was some number sequence games, which I’m pretty sure I flunked. I think I did well on the ‘defining words’ portion. The only word I didn’t know was ‘pragmatic’. I guessed on ‘palliate’. For the record, ‘pragmatic’ means practical. Palliate means to alleviate. I had guessed that it meant something was delicious. I was wrong, apparently.
I’m not going to go step by step through out the entire process, but I will tell you this. Oh my various heathen gods, there was people in the next room taking the same test so Argon put up a white noise machine. I hate white noise machines. They emit this low sounding whoosh that makes my head pound. I don’t like it and it’s annoying. By the time we had finished with the IQ test, I was tapping my head with my fingers and playing with Chaz the Spaz toy.
For the MMPI or whatever, I sat in the hall and did the first 300 questions or so. Something kept clunking behind the wall and making my desk vibrate. That was distracting. I also kept hearing doors slam and the click clacking of various computer things and just no. I’m very worn out from this ordeal alone.
Afterwards, I had to go to (evil blue superstore) for water, mouthwash, and shorts. It was loud and noisy and I got 2 pairs of shorts that I’m not even sure I like but at least it’s not long jeans. They are short jeans. And I just realized why they are called shorts. I may be retarded. We’ll know in a few weeks when I get the results from that.
Well, I have had a very stimulating day. I need to destress and burrito in my blanket. It is also 28 degrees common today with 53% humidity. That’s 82 in freedom units. I’m going to cool off with some spicy ramen or something.
-The Sarcastic Autist